DAMNIT Janet! It isn’t a good idea to watch porn extremely loud when the neighbor kids are out to frolic and their irresponsible parents are somewhere not to be seen. Probably making more soldiers to neglect. It makes you seem more depraved then you usually are. Its not a big turn on when between all the oo’s and ahh’s you hear “no that’s Mine! MOMMY, he won‘t give me that!” and random high pitched laughing.
Then all of a sudden the skinny pale BITCH on the screen is looking up to catch her graces and you hear a loose ball hit your door. And the tiny footsteps coming to claim it.
Advice everyone who lives in a crowded apartment complex should listen to. No porn before midnight.
BABYsitting--the act of sitting on babies. Rather watching children because their parents have better things to do can be quite lucrative. However, and sadly to report the task earns me no paper. What it does give me though is something greater then money.
PRACTICE! Practice for child rearing. One day I’m going to be a mommy and I’m going to apply all the knowledge I’ve gained about children to the job. I love children and I can’t wait to have them. Kids have so much to tell us. About everything--I mean EVERYTHING. Especially their parents.
KIDS WILL TELL YOUR BUSSINESS! You know…so word to the wise never act out in front of your kids cause they’ll repeat it all.
The neighborhood kids are screaming about BUTTCRACKS and hitting each other. You know what goes on in their house. My ward is begging to watch nightmare before Christmas and read the BOOGIE book so you know who his aunt is…
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