BADASS KIDS

DAMNIT Janet! It isn’t a good idea to watch porn extremely loud when the neighbor kids are out to frolic and their irresponsible parents are somewhere not to be seen. Probably making more soldiers to neglect. It makes you seem more depraved then you usually are. Its not a big turn on when between all the oo’s and ahh’s you hear “no that’s Mine! MOMMY, he won‘t give me that!” and random high pitched laughing.

Then all of a sudden the skinny pale BITCH on the screen is looking up to catch her graces and you hear a loose ball hit your door. And the tiny footsteps coming to claim it.

Advice everyone who lives in a crowded apartment complex should listen to. No porn before midnight.

BABYsitting--the act of sitting on babies. Rather watching children because their parents have better things to do can be quite lucrative. However, and sadly to report the task earns me no paper. What it does give me though is something greater then money.

PRACTICE! Practice for child rearing. One day I’m going to be a mommy and I’m going to apply all the knowledge I’ve gained about children to the job. I love children and I can’t wait to have them. Kids have so much to tell us. About everything--I mean EVERYTHING. Especially their parents.

KIDS WILL TELL YOUR BUSSINESS! You know…so word to the wise never act out in front of your kids cause they’ll repeat it all.

The neighborhood kids are screaming about BUTTCRACKS and hitting each other. You know what goes on in their house. My ward is begging to watch nightmare before Christmas and read the BOOGIE book so you know who his aunt is…

THE sound of obligation

I haven't had a cell phone for some time now.

In some ways that's lame and it makes me stick out from the herd of cellphone toating sheep aka the american people, like a fat chick at an anorexics convention. But I have been LUCKY. Because I don't have to hear the sound of obligation. which most often takes the form of a ringing cell phone. I don't have a cell phone therefore I don't get as many phone calls as I once did. Meaning my obligation to answer has diminished. Diminished to the point that I do not miss it. Most people ask me how could you live without a cell phone. Or for that matter how could you live without the internet. I simply answer “the same damn way I was living before any of this mattered to anyone!” and I ask how on earth was I living with it all. Taking a break from technology is refreshing. It almost feels like you’ve taken a bit of your life back. Like you suited up in your best armor climbed through the forest of wires and up to the castle of “technology” --it’s a nosy beast. Then you scale the wall, slip into the window. And steal yourself away. Cell phone free! You don’t have to answer to anyone but yourself. And your own whims. Though it may seem a little hermit-ish and selfish, its necessary to maintain a clear self notion. It is comforting to know that you’re in control not it. And so you say just put it on silent. And shut up--you’re whining. Even then messages get left behind--damning you for not dedicating your time. I guess I would fit in better with the Amish. At least their methods of communication are meaningful and not delivered by some halfhearted text message. Eye heart u!

NEW Beginnings

Perfect. A spot where I can give the world a piece of my mind a portal into the cramped upstairs apartment space I call my mind. honestly--to be completely frank, from time to time I think that life is meaningless. But I really really wanna reverse the downward spiral I call my every action. POSITIVE. thinking brought the cat that curiosity killed back to life. gave it a real good punch of electricity and brought it right back. The cat was super thankful.

I am super thankful for curiosity. without it life would be less than. and nobody wants that.

NEW beginnings--I am starting a new chapter in my life. A POLICY of no drama. If I see drama coming down the street im going to hop onto the nearest moving vehicle heading the opposite way. Soon enough I'll be off to new more interesting places soon enough I'll forget how boring this place was. HAVE hope. This semester is going to rock my sock and give my intellect a run for its synapsis a run for it's money.

I AM LOOKING--quite seriously for apartments in London. believe it or not they're quite similar to the apartment prices here in bakersfield. From This point on Im going to listen to myself. If i wanna pick up and go then im going to pick up and go. New Beginnings is the formal endorsement of FREEDOM.